She's JV to your varsity
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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