I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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