Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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