nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
either way he was missing a nipple.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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