normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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