Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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