ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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