i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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