I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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