Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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