i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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