Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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