How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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