Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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