he puts the penis in happiness.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
