Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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