I want to make a zoo with you.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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