the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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