Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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