He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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