So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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