the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
She's the barista slut.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
