I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Randomize
