if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
