wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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