Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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