Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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