i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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