I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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