just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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