i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just pee around me
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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