she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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