Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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