Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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