Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
