Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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