5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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