and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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