Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
