Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just invented taco cereal.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I had to cum in my sink.
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