Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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