is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
they're like a gay fantastic four
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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