my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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