i'm lost and i look like a hooker
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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