she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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