Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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