yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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