Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think I sprained my soul last night
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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