There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
