my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
