Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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